Computer Crashed
On Tuesday of last week, I downloaded Microsoft’s security patch. Big mistake since my computer started to
act funny. Not funny haha, but funny, oh crap… did I save that? Either way, it thre blue screens of death all the time and the most I could do is back up some of my music.
I figured I was screwed.
Luckily, I had to do this bachelor party over at the Marriot and found myself a geek who was able to help get my computer back together. I didn’t even have to blow them!
I think she is nice and all, but I think we are from two different worlds. She bears men, and I bare to them. I wonder if she’ll call? And if she does, what we’ll talk about?
A Plan is hatched
Ok, so it’s around 5 and I feel better. I had a beer, Bud Light Lime, and my brain has cleared it’s pain. My heart, on the other hand, has decided to punt.
In other words, I’ve accepted what happened. I have to. There isn’t anything else I can do, and, I guess, if I truly do say I love her, I should be happy she is happy for her. Even without me.
But now, I have a plan. Tonight, Guy is getting laid! I stumbled on this picture and it pretty much sums up what I’m up for.
I’m pretty sure whatever I decide to take home will understand the meaning of angry sex.


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