On Tuesday of last week, I downloaded Microsoft’s security patch. Big mistake since my computer started to

My computer wigged out, not my pussy! But this is so cute.

act funny. Not funny haha, but funny, oh crap… did I save that? Either way, it thre blue screens of death all the time and the most I could do is back up some of my music.

I figured I was screwed.

Luckily,  I had to do this bachelor party over at the Marriot and found myself a geek who was able to help get my computer back together. I didn’t even have to blow them!

I think she is nice and all, but I think we are from two different worlds. She bears men, and I bare to them. I wonder if she’ll call? And if she does, what we’ll talk about?