I’m Back

January 30, 2009 · Posted in Drunken Rants · Comment

Not my back, but I'm back.

So if you take a month off from your life to figure out why you wanted to take off from your life you start to realize your life is all you got. Sure, I got my heart handed to me on a golden plate. Oops, I was still using that, thank you very much. But at least I could fill the hole in my chest with my friends. The Boy has turned out to be a good ear… but there is something surprising about him. I’ll leave that to later.

Tonight, I want to declare my return to the realm of the living. As my dad said, “Life is too short to remember the ugly things.”

WATCH OUT BITCHES AND THINGS IN BRITCHES! HERE CUMS GUY!!

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If I were her shirt… I’d have stretch marks!

January 28, 2009 · Posted in Stumble Post · Comment

So what about his shirt. We all know his shirt would look better in pink. I just wondering if she had been wearing that shirt since eighth grade?

Tank top DOWN!!!

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Working thru it

January 13, 2009 · Posted in Oh, Duh? · Comment

I spoke with my dad and he told me to stop sulking and play World of Warcraft. It will distract me and make me realize life is fleeting and the only way to gain experience to to get out there and kill something.